When I was 12 I shit in the bathtub while sitting so I could feel it squish through my buttcrack and under my balls, and also sprayed piss all over myself. I had a super hard erection but didn't cum because I wasn't skilled enough at fapping yet to know you need to rub the PENIS fast to get the cream to come out. Later after I figured out how to fap properly I stopped shitting myself for fun because it's too much cleanup to be worth it. I still spray piss all over myself on occasion while fapping though.