Wow, seeing this video on the top of the board is quite fitting. My dad just walked in on me shitting, after I told him i'd be in there "taking a shower", because I always leave the shower water on while I have painful diarrhea.
Five minutes into silently masking my diarrhea-enhanced night gas, he silently unlocks the door (which is only a foot away, no fucking idea how he managed to make no noise at all), and bursts open, saying he needed "water".
My bowels have closed up shop for good. So now I'm stuck here with about five pounds of corny shit in my body. On top of that, he gave me a shitty cold as well.
happy saturday /b/