>>115397
That pretty physique of hers won't last long if she eats that burger. Actually, I hope it happens. She deserves to blow up to the size of a humpback whale. Its what you get for using your pure God given body to sell American poison to impressionable weebs and consumer zombies. Karma's a bitch you know. Maybe she can star in a live action adaption of that fat Elf show that's been airing recently? Go plus size.

We all know which oppressive governments McDonalds finances with the revenues from poison sales. Just imagine those little kids with their heads blown off by 155mm shells, that's where the fees for your fries goes. Their business is basically just a hidden tax for lazy otakus, fat people and the clinically depressed. Sell them garbage microwave meals and liquid crack and cash your check in the West Bank. If your reading this, do yourself a favor and make your own burger with quality meat. Its a perfect simple recipie for lazy people. It takes like 15 minutes max and will taste better than the plastic they serve at McDonalds. People ask what's an easy quick meal and burger is the simplest meat dish you can make. Tastes damn good too.