>>115421

My childhood home had one of the first broadband Internet connections installed in my country, actually! Unfortunately, once my parents realised they were raising an annoying little autist and that they didn't really feel like it, they simply sat me down in front of the Wild West that was the 2000s Internet and let that raise me instead. And I turned out fine （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

Cum to think of it, the first time I fapped properly, I was like 6, and I thought I had invented it. As in, I thought nobody else in the world had caught on to the fact that stroking your PENIS feels good. I think it was to one of those Meet 'N' Fuck games on Newgrounds.