Greetings,

Fellow practitioner, my name is Quinlar the Young and I am a student at Psyonic School of Magic. By its name, I'm sure you can imply we practice the psychic school of thought. I have been tasked with doing a final project for the end of this semester which requires us to successfully communicate psychically with another far, far away. I believe you can help me with this, so allow me to explain.

In regards to your most recent post on the board, I do believe our PENISes are of similar stature. From a quick glance, I would say yours lies around the 7 inch (18 cm) length and 5 inch (13 cm) thickness. I am precisely the same. So my idea goes as follows:

Conventional long-distance communication is typically done via high and low frequency waves, used in things like radio. What makes such connections possible is having two antennas tuned to the same frequency. Hence, usually, the antennas are of similar size and shape. I am sure you can see where I am going with this!

If we channel our mental energies enough, as well as keeping our PENISes (or "antennas") erect, to stay precisely at the same size, we should be able to emit frequencies from our members which will then transmit audio waves that go through our bodies and into our brains as to hear. Granted, the signals may go through others who have similar endowments, but I am certain there is a chance.

When you get the chance, dear practitioner, please consider this. I will convene with you to discuss further plans. I will be sure to get a great grade if this works!

Signed your new acquaintance,

Quinlar