Okay they eventually let me into the next semester, I am happy

I will try to find some planks and nails to make a cross and crucify the drive
I will also hopefully go and get gunpowder and I will shoot it too, at least I hope they would sell it to me, and I will get it across the border with friends by weekend
Then I will throw it into a creek and maybe piss onto it

I might get fucked by czech authorities for carrying it in public if searched as it is illegal, and polish authorities technically wouldn't be able to do anything to me when I get home but their presence at borders is scary and I bet they do random searches much more frequently in border areas especially because stupid germans drop off their illegals at our border in massive quantities recently like belarus did a few years ago. German cop cars come and drop them off at the border. There was one hilarious video where they wanted to release them into a forest a few meters from the border but polish civilians watching the border waved hands at the german cops and they did a 180 turn because they got spotted if I am not mistaken. I hate the german state like nothing else.

Either way, any other suggestions for humiliating the chiyo penguin stash?

I will either deliver the video or stream me hanging myself on the ceiling of the local castle in yuru yuri dress on youtube, I pick the first option. I could show off parts of the castle one day though and spray heyuri.net over 800 year old walls (kidding).

If anyone wonders czechia is where you go to get gunpowder without permits, and poland is where you buy unregistered guns with no permits.

I hope it is bound to turn out fun.