>>148160
sup, dad. its me, your oldest son. i just wanted to ask if i could borrow some gas money. need it for a road trip with my buddies, we're gonna like get high and shit and impress some hot girlz
shit's gonna be so cash

btw can you tell my little shit of a brother to stop asking me to buy him that gay ass piss yellow truck toy he keeps nagging me about kthx