Okay, I've jerked off with it three times now. I'm putting it away for tonight.
I've decided against throwing the puke back in the trash. I ended up having to cut a hole in the bag to release the liquid, so if I'm caught, I'm caught. I'm in too deep now, and I don't give a damn!
Even though I've already had a lot of fun with it, I'm not quite done yet. I won't swallow it or lather my junk with it. I want to keep the puke- I want to store it away in my room, and watch it morph as it ferments. But, since this is heyuri, and I want to document the process here, I think I'll do it /b/-style. I'm going to submerge a figure of YOUR WAIFU inside it! That's right!
Now, I can only select one anon's waifu to be the gero queen, so naturally, a competition will be held. Since this board's not suited for digit rolling, maybe a tegaki contest could be held? I'm open to ideas, of course
Whoever ends up winning must send a link to the figure of their waifu, so I may purchase it. Since there's only about 3 ounces of barf, it has to be small enough to be submerged, so like a tiny PVC fig or a キーホルダー.