*gets nervous*.... uh....
hello everynyan!! I erm... uh... need MONEY :<
so who would liek 2 b mai EMPLOYER!!!

furst u need 2 no about me :D
mai name is ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 and I like LONG WORK HOURS, UNPAID OVERTIME, and WEEKEND WORK!!! yayyyyy ^_^
but i might have SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, TEMPTATIONS OF CONSIPIARCY, or a gameboy advance or something.....
because of things ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 wont get into rwight now :< *nya ** :/
but anyway *UUUUGH* here are some things about me
i wanna make A LOT OF MONEY
I wanna learn MONEYSPEAK
I wanna MAKE more on HAZARD PAY
i wanna play lots and lots of SOCIAL games!
I wannaaaanget mai STRESS RELATED ILLNESSES
I am an capatalist and i belive in the MONEY (I AM is being serious)
I want to read lots OF PAPERWORK and lots and learn A LOT OF FINANCE :D

ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 is also UNEMPLOYED RIGHT NOW
ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 is not UNDER MENTAL DISTRESS ACCORDING TO THE DSM-5

erm.... so here is MY WORK email... >,> lets email each other and have FUN

ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 ALSO LIKES RSS FEEDS
AND SLACK CHATS
AND MICROSOFT OFFICE 365

here is ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 email .... plsss email ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 and use ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 pgp fingerprint for fun ^_^

PGP Fingerprint:
D0NTW0RRY4ABOUT1T
Mai email:
kaguy4pr0xy@heyuri.net

(the reason ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 thinks he has SUICIDAL TENDENCIES is because its rlly hard for him to MAKE ANY MORE than 400 YEN PER HOUR on his ZERO HOUR CONTRACT cus he uses LOTS OF HOURS for that AND HASNT SEEN HIS FAMILY IN A LONG TIME so he got used to DEATH . And he stopped playing WITH HIS CHILD. and ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 has been having SUICIDE related thoughts relating to his SALARY that makes it hard to SEE HIS FAMILY ): but with all this said ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 is NOT MENTALLY ILL. KAGUYA is not CONTROLLING HIM and was made by HIS OWN DELUSIONS to prescribe HEYURIZENS on bullshit CGI GAMES. So ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 now needs to play WITH his CHILDREN (SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TAKE CARE OF THEM) in order to defeat his ANGRY WIFE. If you want to help ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 iin his mission you can become his EMPLOYER and GIVE HIM ALOT OF MONEY AND TAKE CARE OF HIS KIDS!!)

so email me and lets have LOADS OF MONEY :D