Besides, I heard a local retard died quite a while ago and an autopsy ruled his cause of death as alcohol poisoning. He had 1.7% alcohol share in blood which is easily 4 times lethal amount.

He managed to raise the alcohol content in his blood in a very smart way, note that alcohol is barely taken at all in dead people so he had to earn the 1.7% before death. He made an ethanol tank connected to a pipe, and that pipe was connected to his ass because ass makes alcohol enter bloodstream faster than by mouth a severe alcoholic would choose it as their preferred method of intake, and if it is cheap - ass has no taste sense! He probably passed out and the pipe kept pouring it into his ass. A local celebrity and our alcoholism saint.