IN OTHER NEWS: An assasination attempt has been made on Japanese presedential candidate Shinzo Abe. A shooter infiltrated a press conference and attacked Abe using a bow and arrow. The arrow missed, and merely grazed the former president's cheek. When interrgoated, the shooter claimed that he served a terrorist organisation intent on introducing human rights for AI chatbots such as Amazon Alexa. Amazon CEO Andy Jassy has condemed the attack.