One time I reheated a half-eaten cheeseburger in the microwave and didn't realize the shiny wrapper it was in was partially aluminum foil. It made colorful sparks and a probably toxic smoke came out of the microwave but the burger was still delicious. Another time I drank some of my pee after eating cool ranch doritos and it tasted kind of like cool ranch doritos. Another time I ate a bunch of chocolate bars and it gave me diabetes and cavities.
>plastic straws are banned in Europe
LOL why? Are europeans so dumb they suck the straws so hard it goes down their throats?