Make her tailor my clothes
Fix me Martinis
Drink the Martinis so I don't become an alcoholic
Take notes while I dictate
Read me books
Dust the tough to reach corners under my bed
Carry me to bed when I'm too sleepy
Take me shopping and push me around in the shopping cart
Put things in the microwave for me
Play video games while I watch
Give my dog swimming lessons
Spy on my corporate rivals
Get me a corporate job so I can have corporate rivals
Polish my trousers
Assauge my egomania
Hire herself a maid to ease her workload