"Ramen (japanese spaghetti)"

You need:
1 pack of microwave instant ramen
about 3 oz. of water or loli pee
a trash can to throw the flavor packet in
seasoning, I recommend garlic pepper

To do:
Put ramen and fluid in bowl
Microwave 2 mins
Flip ramen brick and maybe stir to get it all wet
Microwave for another 2 mins
Stir again and add seasoning and maybe some cheese or ranch or something