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"Pizza"

You need:
1 frozen pizza

To do:
- Slam that bomboclarkin pizza in the mofuggen oven
- Take pizza out of oven
- Cut into slices using irl csgo knife
- Suck it down
- Belch in your imouto's face and then slap your rotund belly in celebration of a job well done

Notes:
- Make sure to take it out of the box first
- If you're unsure about the timings, they're usually written on the box
- A variety of frozen pizzas are available so make sure you look at the picture on the box to see which one looks the most tastiest
- Ten points if you can make your imouto cry from the smell of your big boy burp
- Don't want to cut your pizza into slices? Simply fold in half like a calzone
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