I am Ashurbanipal, offspring of Poo-Poo and Gay Grimace, the oldest prince of the royal harem, whose name Kagunya and Anonwaha, the lord of the WAHA, have named for the kingship from earliest days, whom they formed in his parent's ANUS, for the rulership of Heyuri; whom Kagunya, Anonwaha and Hachikuji, by their unalterable divine decree, have ordered to exercise sovereignty.