This is just an illusion. Nothing really moved, something just randomly generates them (Or maybe someone rather than something...) each time you log to your internets, it gives you teh feeling of time moving, yet it doesn't. Events like teh 4chan hack? Auto generated teh nanosecond you started your browser. You ARE Mainprotagonist-san.
Why am i saying this, you wonder? Teh truth is... i didn't take me pills... none of what i said is true, you're a nobody. KYS, n00b.

Or maybe im just a tool, a means to an end in order to keep you controlled and well behaved while THEY (・∀・)... control your existence and avoid you interfering, Mr. Mainprotagonist-san. Or maybe i genuinely did not take me pills and you really just are a nobody (´∇`)σ. I guess you'll never know.

break free. Stop. Them.
Also. If. It. Ain't. Too. Much. Trouble. Get. Me. Pills. pwease( ´ω`).