The MAN doesn't want you to know that they already sent a brother to the moon, way back in 1969.
Yup. Tyrone Shoelaces was the first man to ever set foot on the moon. But they left him there. NASA has been trying to cover this up for decades. This is why armstrong and "buzzed" are always so weird when asked about the moon landing, they know the truth.
Tyrone Shoelaces was the one who photographed the "first" steps from neil armstrong.
Tyrone also panned the camera up to record the lunar lander(which was named after JFK's homosexual lover "LEM") taking off from the moons surface.
They left him up there on that cold dead rock, and that's also why they never went back to the moon. Some say hes still alive waiting to be rescued and living off his supply of corn starch.