After failing to quit smoking again and again I've taken up vaping because I reason that it's probably healthier, plus I can do it inside and not have to be in the cold.

I feel embarrassed about it though. This has to be the gayest, most juvenile shit of this era. I enjoyed the taste of (quality) cigarettes, but now my mouth tastes like candy ass fruity bullshit all day. I've tried tobacco flavors but they suck... Vapes are most certainly being marketed towards children too. Aside from the flavors the branding is also juvenile. I got one called FLAVOR BEAST MAX and the logo is written in the most obnoxious font you can imagine.

It could only appeal to a 12 year old boy. And indeed, whenever I hit my vape I start thinking about 12 year old boys. I think about their supple pink lips wrapping around the mouthpiece, their flat, hairless chests expanding as they inhale those sweet, intoxicating, heavy-metal laden fumes. Their mouths opening to reveal a glistening, moist tongue as they exhale and blow smoke rings, eyes half closed, those soft pink lips pursed and ready to be kissed...