Why do fat people, especially women, always get their panties in a bunch whenever you mention it to them? Isn't it just a fact of life? I have a female friend who stands on the more stout side of the spectrum (she is officially obese per BMI standards) and is known to frequently make self-deprecating jokes about her own weight; that and, considering the way she dresses herself, not even attempting to conceal the slab of lard hanging off her abdomen big enough to be made into three bars of soap, one would be led to believe she is perfectly happy having the body of an elephant seal. Turns out that is not the case. Because when I casually mentioned it to her yesterday while staying at her house, she was so pissed she actually threw me out! I was forced to sleep at the public laundry!
Oh and before you ask: no, she is not cute. She is rude, promiscuous and a half-caste.