All those pussies who say that e-bikes are "environmentally friendly" are BITCHES
Nitro fuel is oldschool and 101% more cooler than pussy-ass "rechargeable battery" bikes. That e-bike that burned down was likely just a good samaritan doing the world a favor and turning it into an actual functioning vehicle.

Get a normal bike like a normal person and ride from dusk til dawn, brother. And if the flames engulf you, YOU WILL BURN AND YOUR ASHES WILL SPREAD YOUR MEMORY TO THE COSMOS