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2025/02/27(Thu)12:40:08
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>ran does not have massive tits
WRONG.
WRONG.
WROOOOOONG.
YOU ARE
SOO
WRONG.
Look at this and tell me Ran does not have massive fucking titties she uses to smother shotas on a daily basis and take away ANY chance at breathing regular oxygen that isn't filtered by her sweaty mammaries containing sweet mother's milk. ANYONE who comes in contact with her cleavage is condemned to snorting her boob pheromones for the rest of life. The smell of breast meat is the only smell they will know daily. Because that's the fucking law.
You
WISH
you could be pampered by Ran as she strokes your hair while your face is planted firmly on her soft P-cup tit. You
ENVY
the shy small boy who gets lovingly coddled by Ran while he suckles gently at her leaking nipple faucet, tenderly kissing her areolae with slight hesitation~
Yet with encouraging coos from his kitsune mommy, he continues to lap at her bud to reach the filling nectar that all growing boys need~
"Waaaaah, waaaah, canon art is canon."
Uh, actually, according to every calculation in the known universe, you're unequivocally wrong and there's nothing you can do about that. Obviously, ZUN wanted to draw her with big tiddy but he was counseled by his legal team to not go through with it. Because if he published the original design, it would surely cause a chain reaction of single 20+ adult women unlocking their hidden shotacon desires and unleash an epidemic of sex between underage boys and mature females in the entire country, thereby causing a national crisis that could potentially spread across the globe.
Obviously.
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