So I was at work today, stocking cream cheese or some shit, and this really fat dude walked up to me screaming, asking "SHE NEEDS TO USE YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM,WHERE IS IT?!" and then I see this really tiny girl next to him. She was blonde, and pale like a corpse, with insanely red cheeks. She wasn't doing the peepee dance or complaining, unlike her monstrously fat dad, but after I pointed him in the direction of the shitter, I've been wondering... what did that little girl need to do to that toilet?