Oh, I don't know why I didn't think of this before but we could play... MOTHERFUCKING DOOM!! Even though this game is over 30 years old, it's still super addictive once you play it with a source port that makes it look better + allows a modern control layout.

How 2 Doom:

1. Download teh multiplayer source port
https://zandronum.com/

2. Pirate .wad files
https://thepiratebay.org/description.php?id=3555137

3. Place .wad files in the correct (to find the pathway open Zandronum, click Options>Configure>File Paths)

4. Check out singleplayer and adjust your settings, File>Create game then click Mode>Play offline, set game mode to cooperative and under 'Rules' add all the maps from your chosen .wad and then click 'Play'

5. Adjust your video, HUD, control settings etc. to your liking (if sprites are clipping through the floor go to Options>Display options>OpenGL options>Preferences>Adjust sprite clipping)

6. ?????????????????

7. PROFIT!!!!