>And my GOD, cum tastes horrible! It's sharp and bitter like battery acid or something!
>but mine just tasted like mucus

I hear there's ways to make it taste better, like apparently eating fruits is supposed to make it sweet, but jury's out on whether that's true or not. I leave that to someone else if they want to verify that. Personally, I only tried a drop of my own after accidentally getting some on my face (that's probably the furthest I ever shot ), and it just tasted salty. （ ´,_ゝ`）