I had a curious phase in which I thought swallowing cum might be hot, so I wanted try eating mine.

The problem was that I could only make cum by cumming, but after cumming, I would no longer be horny at all. So I would be sitting there with a handful of warm cum and have no desire to touch it.
You might think that the solution would be to save it for later, when I'm horny again, but room temperature cum is just not arousing or appetizing at all, and I sure as hell wasn't gonna reheat it in the microwave.
So in the end, I decided to be a MAN and force the issue. After jerking off in the hot shower and imagining I was getting fucked by a futa (with the end of a hairbrush in my ass), I came into my hand and immediately swallowed it, even though my arousal had already faded.

And my GOD, cum tastes horrible! It's sharp and bitter like battery acid or something! I don't know how women and fags pretend to like it.
Anyway, after that day, I decided I was no longer curious about homo-adjacent stuff like that. These days I just jerk off to lolis and pregnant women and bestiality AND pregnant lolis committing bestiality. And I don't put nothing in my ass, just like God intended!
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