Ah, the old daughter excuse. A classic trick from the fat dad book. Much face was saved that day, I'm sure.

On another note, I got yelled at a by a fat dude at work a few days ago after I told him I couldn't ring him up at our department register. I think fat dudes are just naturally aggressive, it's just innate for them to be loud and demanding. There oughta to be a study on them, they're a truly fascinating species.