Santa, honestly I have to say that you are very stupid. Not only are you asking for 20,000$, all of a sudden, to pay for a new sleigh and a few extra elves(which you don't need and don't deserve!)
I personally hope Christmas dies, and a proper festivity like Yule or Saturnalia is once again reborn. This piece of crap you call a celebration, has nothing to do with a festival anymore. It is the craphole of the calendar, with the worst presents ever pushed out of your asshole. You've done nothing for Christmas fans but let the 12 year old nooooooobs to overrun the place.

I like to think of the North Pole as a giant room, filled with thousands and thousands of bottom feeding rats shitting and pissing all over themselves, until finally, being caught in the giant mousetrap that is SAINT NICK. You may live for a little while, but you're going to be pissing and shitting all over yourself, and then you'll get put on the naughty list, and you'll cry, and then wonder why you gave a present to someone who hasn't even left these TEENS yet.


-Sincerely, Grinch