>>124581
Neil Gaiman.

Neil-fucking-Gaiman.

I'm reading a Wikipedia article on some dead fantasy author. You know who's name inevitably pops up? Neil Gaiman's.

He is apparently THE appointed eulogist for dead fantasy authors.

He has had his picture taken with everyone he's ever met, and none of them have ever smiled. It's his obsession to get a picture with anyone and everyone semi-famous.

I'm watching a Hayao Miyazaki documentary. Miyazaki goes to L.A. to see the dub of Spirited Away or some shit. Neil fucking Gaiman shows up with his best bud Harvey Weinstein and within a minute this fucking cocksucker is asking for a picture. Now the poor confused elderly Japanese man suddenly wishes he never left his office back in Tokyo.

Here's his wife, by the way:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda_Palmer

They have an "open relationship" - which means she licks pussy and he gets to watch.

Woopie-fucking-doo for Neil-fucking-Gayman.

He's the Joss Whedon of literature, that narcissistic Scientologist cocksucker.


...Coraline was alright