I am currently completely exiled from the mainstream web and I am incapable of return. Do not misunderstand me I really can't stand these places that have exiled me but regardless I need to be there if I want to get anything done because everyone on the internet uses them. But here is my quandary..

EVERY WEBSITE IS OPSEC-PHOBIC. ALL OF THEM! Except tumblr I guess.

I try to sign up to Twitter, THEY WANT ME TO NOT ONLY DOWNLOAD A PHONE, BUT TO SCAN MY FACE TO USE THE SITE. OPSECPHOBIC SCUM!

I try to sign up for Discord and everytime my account is automatically deleted no matter what I do, the same for my friends, but even assuming it wasn't deleted they want my PHONE NUMBER.. A bit mad but tolerable sure it's fine! Except that Discord has gone out of their way to contact my only SMS service specifically to tell them to stop supporting Discord verification and they complied, and I'm too poor to buy another SMS service. The Opsecphobia is astounding. these OPSECPHOBIC SCUM are MAD!

Okay, so now I am cut off from the biggest messenger on the internet as well as the only tolerable social media platform, that is fine! The second half at least I'm kind of fucked because of the first half but the second half is certainly manageable I'll just go elsewhere!

Honestly I don't even WANT to use any of these sites even if I could but from what I can tell Instagram and Facebook completely block sign ups for me, I don't know why, I'm assuming it's because I use a VPN but really it could be something else entirely. I can not be bothered enough to deal with their tomfoolery further these dirty opsec-phobic schmucks. TikTok, although I wouldn't even think of touching this site even if I was paid to, blocks any sign ups that aren't from a phone, so I am fucked here too. With Reddit I am not outright blocked from making an account although they will be hostile to me browsing the site if I haven't one as I use a VPN. However, Reddit is unusable because any post you make anywhere even if it is a one person subreddit with no automod setup will be automatically deleted by the global Reddit automod, it doesn't matter how old your account is from my experience either, so although only moderately opsec-phobic the actual user experience of being on Reddit makes it unusable. I can not imagine being as mad as to willingly use that god forsaken site. As for Bluesky, I'm not a mouth drooling cock sucking faggot so I won't be using that. I have experimented with it in the past and ban evasion is quite easy there, not sure what it is like today, so hypothetically this is an option if I ever start having urges to have sexual relations with men. Tumblr would also work, but again I am not a raging homosexual, although I will say I have not explored this website as much as the others so perhaps I am wrong about it.

So currently with how I stand due to these OPSEC-PHOBIC SCUM I am INCAPABLE of using almost all of the mainstream web with the exception of 2 websites entirely inhabited by homosexuals. I s'ppose it isn't the worst thing, I really can't stand most people I met on these sites, however I still need access to Discord and Twitter. Do any wise peoples here know of how I could get around these troubles I face?