Dear Itsemurha,

This is a grave mistake on my part, comrade. Please allow me to purge the commissar eliminate the western spy in charge of this misinformation.

Clearly, the evil capitalist dogs are trying to sew dissent among the working class by insinuating that you do not have soft, supple breasts. Therefore, I believe it is of utmost importance that the people be assuaged that your round, milky and sweaty boobs have not, and will never, be censored by those filthy bourgeois, да? Indeed, I propose a public seminar where we unveil your glorious mammary glands to assure that that this sacred bosom of communism shall always triumph over the oppressive facist devils and their sympathizers around the globe!

Every worker around the world shall unite in drinking from the red nipples of freedom!

Sincerely,
Comrade Stalin.

P.S. Failure to cooperate will be considered an act of class betrayal and you will be sent to Siberia where you will freeze your tits off in a dirty gulag.