Dear Itsemurha,

I think it's misleading to describe yourself as having boobs when we all know you are a morbidly obese man whose nipples are covered in coarse, wiry hairs. Please use the term 'manboobs' in the future. I'm confident you will be reasonable and take my critique into consideration. Thank you.

Regards,
Anonymous.

P.S. It's extra misleading to say that Nobue has boobs "just like me" - Nobue is not a fat sweaty man. Although she is probably the self-insert for the fat sweaty lolicon mangaka that wrote the story. Perhaps that's also why you relate to her.

P.P.S. Miu is dumb? To that I say, in the parlance of our times, "NO U!"