today is a big day, im throwing a party and ill be trying to invite girls, all random students from other unis

ill try to get twice as many girls as there is guys so that i could call more guys in case there is too many, and in case half of them dont come ill still have just enough for everyone

there is gonna be like 4 or 5 guys in total, ill be inviting with one more friend since we are the best looking ones, i alreayd stated that i decide which ones i like and give the rest to others for this sacrifice! im gonna be the primary talker

we will have tons of alcohol, super cute waffles, food in general, cola, music, a projector, weed, and a designated puking bowl

if they get convinced ill be handing notes with address and contact

what can go wrong????

anything for cuddling and smooching and manko

what else should i buy or do?