>>193156
I had to go to the doctor in [unspecified post soviet shithole], he was literally smoking a cigarette inside the waiting room (;ﾟ∀ﾟ) He'd go over to the window and blow out his smoke every few puffs. He took my blood pressure, made me do jumping jacks, took my weight and height (I was 55kg~ then) and asked if I had any infectious diseases. After saying no he gave me teh stamp for my work permit and that was it (;ﾟДﾟ)

but in america... I hear if your under 30 BMI they insert a series of tubes into your ANUS and feed you miracle whip until you reach the mandatory minimum (; ´ω`)