I'm gonna talk about buttholes now and you can't shut me up so stfu gtfo because we're talking about buttholes ok and before you ask this is about GIRL'S buttholes. Ok not talking about them GAY SHIT about guy's buttholes (but if you are a girl you can talk about it in this thread) unless that shit is traps which is not gay and also very much welcome. So let's begin we talk about the butthole well first we must talk about the color of it. See, most people prefer pink or lightly colored buttholes but my personal taste is in darker tones although I can swing any which way, as the lighter colors do not deter me from my utmost taste. It's a subjective taste of which color is best as it does not affect the rest of the experience however I do very much prefer natural tones as opposed to the heresy of bleaching buttholes. This goes double for piercings, those are wrong and heretical no questions please. Next we have the texture of the butthole, unfortunately I do not a girl to confirm this with but I like to imagine the texture is similar to a puckered mouth because the lips share the same type of skin as the butthole (fact)
Ok fuck this I'm just gonna write shit about making out with assholes ok look I just wanna stick my tongue up there and rotate it and wiggle it around and make her buck her hips, drive my nose up there and sniff the musk up close next to the source drag my tongue all over that shitter up and down left and right and tongue punch that greasy shithole butter up that pooper real good with my spit and hell let her put some food inside those cheeks and eat it out of her ass put my face between her crack and sniff it and fall asleep like a pillow and wake up to her bouncing that jiggly ass on my cock, gripping it tighter than those rubber bands they use to castrate cows you know what i'm saying hahaa aa hahaa need sniff aaaassss