Hello, Heyuri. I believe it’s time for us to part ways.

I’ve been an active member here for about eight months, nearly a year, and honestly, it’s been some of the most fun I’ve had in quite a while. But alas, all good things must eventually come to an end.

You may not know me, and that’s perfectly okay. I never expected everyone to know or care about my presence here. Over time, I’ve realized that I’m probably not all that suited to this place, and I think that’s what’s ultimately led me to make this decision.

Regardless, I’m grateful for the time I’ve spent here and the memories I’ve made. Take care, everyone—and toodles.

P.S. PENIS