You, you shall not get an hallelujah. You made me remember back in 2004 when it was unthinkable bible thumpers would post on 4chan. You've made me think of serious business and made me feel old at the same time. All you get from me is pic related.
EDIT: I tried to search for the original goatse image and I couldn't find it. You've made me real angry kiddo. How dare you remind me of the sanitized shithole we live in rn? I'll resent you for all eternity.