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I'm not OP but I have a story relating to this topic sort of.
Back in the heyday of my neet period, my dad had a brief whale fucking stint. He'd bring home dirty single mothers every week, and they would always egg him on to beat the fuck out of me when he was super loaded. Anyhow, one time I begged him to take me to the theater to see one of the monogatari movies for my birthday, and when he came to pick me up, he had a big fat white woman in the car, who was sporting a bunch of satanist tattoos. Pretty bizarre, but he's fucked worse.
So as we're driving, they're talking about something internet related, although fat satan lady was carrying the conversation, because my dad doesn't know shit about innernets. Their lovely convo was put to a screeching halt though when I interrupted, blurting out something related to 4chan. The lady stopped talking, and looked like she was experiencing a vietnam flashback. Then she asked me "how do you know about that website", and began ranting and raving about her friends being fucked with by the site, and the depraved shit she had seen. Animal gore, hurtcore, the most heinous shock material you can think of. She's crying during all of this, and my dad looks at me with the most sour "you just cockblocked me you son of a whore" look I had ever seen from him
They still ended up fucking though, it kept me up all night. Her moans were actually pretty cute :blush:
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