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3:00 woke up
3:05 took a shit
3:10 got out of bed
3:30 had a breakfast consisting of 600 grams of ground beef protein and 1 hard boiled egg
3:31 realize i dont have any milk
3:32 go outside and run towards walmart 5 miles away
3:33 arrive at walmart (300mh/s pb)
3:34 smother the middle aged night shift lady with my shit stained undies and squeeze milk out of her VAGINA
3:35 run 5 miles back home
3:40 get on my pc, fap to loli and play vm for 3 hours straight doing both at the same time
6:40 take a shower at 200F
7:00 get on my 2 seated electric quadbike (gotta protect the environment)
7:05 run over 4 pedestrians
7:09 arrive at work
7:20 beat my boss to death
7:21 get promoted
7:22 i quit my job and came back home
7:30 fap to loli and die due to a ruptured blood vessel in my brain
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