i remember very little outside the 10 or so loli generals, how about we start over? One of the few things I remember proposing was as along the lines of:

"Kryss was a normal girl living in Heyuri Town, she was happy and very much loved by her parents, one faithful day, however, a terrorist group within Heyuri Town was speeding down the streets in a van trying to escape the Lolice. The van contained a highly unstable and dangerous liquid which they hoped to smuggle to Iruyeh City, however they crashed and one barrel rolled down and splashed onto Kryss who suddenly developed the Dove powers: tachyon lasers shot out of her eyes, she gained massive strength and summoned Dinogeon, a dinosaur-sized pigeon, causing massive damage to her surroundings. Her parents were shocked but they swore to never abandon her... until Dinogeon took a massive shit on their brand new car and so they said 'fuck that shit' and abandoned her..."

the last part could be omitted obviously