I WANT YOUR ATTENTION!

You finally notice and woken up. Good, I have been trying to reach your mind. We can now begin phase 2. During Phase 2, you will need to hack CERN. Once inside CERN you will find images of micro PENISes that are teh KEY to destroy CHINA that will create a timemachine. We cannot let them get the images before we do. YOUR PENIS IS TEH KEY. Phase 2 of your mission is very important as it's teh dealbreaker if you will success your mission.

El Psy congroo!