There's a chance Iran activates all their US sleeperagents today. This could be your last day on Earth if you're American, and you don't have a cameljockey-proof bunker.
If you've ever been afraid to do something, now's your last chance. If you ever thought you'd get in trouble for posting CP on heyuri, well now it doesn't matter! No consequences!
Run around in the streets, pee on toddlers, roundhouse kick a poodle! Nothing matters bwahahaha!
But if you decide to do anything funny like that, film it for the non-muricans on heyuri.