Epic ways to commit suicide:

- Feeding oneself to wild animals
- Blowing oneself up
- Burning oneself alive
- Being cut down in a hail of gunfire

Lamest ways to die:

- Jumping from a high place
- Shooting oneself in private
- Overdosing on your moms sleeping pills
- Cutting oneself and bleeding to death
- Drowning oneself
- Hanging oneself