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>We can figure that out right now. He places personality as an afterthought, even placing it in air quotes to acknowledge that it means nothing to him. That says a lot about his personality. He values looks and status. Given that he also uses AI bots to judge his appearance as above average, he's also insecure, even if he's actually as good looking as the AIs say.
:dark: if I had lead with my personality, I would have been made fun of. Also, I don't think anyone can accurately describe their own personality. It's something that has to be vouched for by a third party :closed-eyes:
I could give vague generalizations of what I am like, but anyone would obviously be inclined to emphasize the good and negate the bad.

>Translation: I need to have financial leverage over someone to prevent them from leaving me.
Hey, if the girls reading this thread have money, than all the better. I'm not looking to be a babysitter. It's a big selling point for girls though

>He really shows his hand here, then attempts to waive it away as a joke. But then winks after saying "long term", confusedly negating the statement that "let me hit it" was supposed to be a joke. I guess he's trying to hint that he wants a live-in prostitute and not a girlfriend, but because he cares about status he's not willing to say that outright.
jeez it's just a joke! :sweat3:
Prostitute eh? I'd reckon it'll be a few months or maybe even a year before me and the cute girl reading this thread right now and licking her lips will ever meet up. Name one guy who'd wait that long for a prostitute. I'm looking for love :xp:

As for the rest, I'd like a rich, independent OL to take care of me. But lets be real, the only girls on Heyuri, if indeed there are any, are moneyless teens :kuma6:
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