Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to be on Heyuri soon
I gotta LOL before the day begins
Before my mother starts worrying about me not having friends
About to post and damn near went blind
Young anons on /b/ throwing up gang signs
Looked through my folders, and posted some loli
Saged the thread while calling out their folly
Broke the rules, and the mods did see
Just as I thought they tried to ban me
Jumped on the VPN, and changed my IP
I got them in every muthafuckin' country