It is never fun, dealing with cultureless cavemen is bothersome and mainstream is the core of having no culture and going with anything, but later being lumped with them is unacceptable!

Also curse windows newbzzz install linux LOL! BUT NOT IN SUCH NUMBERS!!! NO i need to use a harder distro to not get lumped with new mint nigras! Still i dont wanna install gentoo! Okay this is a shitpost funpost now~!!!!

Being a heyurizen now is nothing, nobody knows it and nobody cares
When this place gets big full of new heyurizens one day and people hear about it they will think that the newbs (mainstreamfigs who came 5 minutes ago with their barbaric ways) are legitimate representatives of this place and it will be uncool to be a heyurizen because the entire internet will laugh at us YOU USE HEYURI!! HOW SHAMEFUL! YOU ARE LIKE ALL THE OTHER (newb) HEYURIZENS! ZOMG LOL!
Oh hai! I came to 4chin in 2025 to see real HAX!! why is everyone ragebaiting??? hax where? they said on yotube, zomg 4chin is retards! but for heyuri!

WHAT THEN????

People who have no culture will take anything that mainstream gives them for and many will wear heyuri like a brand (until this brand gets boring and a new one gets cool) in two weeks heyuri will be swarmed by retard nigras, they will make a reputation for heyuri that place where retard nigras congregate, everyone will hear about them and consider this place a nigra place, said two weeks pass retard nigras finish this place liek a swarm of locusts that comes to a field eat everything and leave a fucked field EGYPTIAN PLAGUE INDEED and HEYURI WILL BE LIKE A USED CUM TISSUE - ONLY GOOD FOR THROWING AWAY ONCE USED!! these people are the kind of figs that takes perfectly edible tasty caek from bakers, eats, digests, and gives a BIG SHIT in return >:3

Newfigs will come and will make videos about this place for views!! Dear viewers this is a place to be ! Heynyuri was an chan maded by Lolico whose real name is kuznetsov who lived in kolyma! This is true facts because i am an oldfig who lurked it all the way back in 1939 on a german enigma!!
Figs will come and badly try to emulate it, anyone who lurked for 2 days and watched 30 minutes of a badly researched documentary is now an ancientfig level 999 (with full prot 4 unb 3 mending netherite armor + golden moses foreskin relic) who is teh supreme SANHEDRIN RABBI to make testimonies about what this place is and isnt, the most plausible will be taken as truth and every influx nigra will repeat it to seem like they know the culture and history because a SANHEDRIN RABBI told him so!! delphi oracle (youtuber misinterpreting 2 wayback machine records for views) made shit up because 100 heyurizens cant stand ground againist 5000 unexpected new users already educated by the rabbinistic COUNCIL of youtube who know better >:3
Straightening them with banhammer will lead to more confusion and anger from all sides >:3
There was that imageboard video when an INVESTIGATOR was asked by a journalist why anonymous keeps replying "bump" everywhere and she said that bump refers to cocaine!! LOL
I saw a sizable chunk of internet experts who pretend to know what stuff is about while they do not know what it is about and this will be no different

The day heyuri is kil BE PREPARED! YOU NEVER KNOW THE DAY AND THE HOUR OF THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT!!!