Last night I had a dream where I was hanging out with a cute blonde loli and her mom. We were in a bedroom with two double beds. Her mom asked me to watch her daughter while she went out to do some things. The loli and I went to the living room to watch a movie. Once the mother left, Loli-chan became an absolute mesugaki, teasing me by bending over and showing off her butt, or by tightening her shirt to show off her budding breasts. When she sat down on my massive boner, she jumped back up in fake shock before pulling my pants down so she could see my PENIS. Just as everything was about to go oh so well, I woke up.

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