>>118110
Just shut the fuck up and don't say a word. Simple. Just don't say anything. 90% of people who get caught (innocent people) is because they wouldn't just shut the fuck up. Whenever law enforcement ask you anything don't say shit to them unless its "do you have a warrent?" and "am I being detained?" and "I'd like to see a lawyer." Those are the only three things you should ever say to a pig cop otherwise shut the fuck up.

Nobody's gonna come after you for a dumb accident like that. Highly likely nobody will even notice. Probably just delete the offending content and write you off as a bot not worth investigating. If Chris Hanson does come for you, just die the honorable way. Wakizashi to the stomach.

>>118117
And what if OP lives in Egypt where the cops will rape you with dogs and cut off your arm if you make a fist? What then? Ever heard of extraordinary rendition? OP needs waterboard training and learn how to resist electroshocks to the ANUS.