srry 4 bad einglish…

i wuz eateing smegma sandwiches n chugging cramsnerrhy juice at home, when suddenly… then*… lolico rang me on muh fone

“y-yes?” i squeaked…

and then, to my horror, i wuz greeted… by his ugly noods… but wait.
they were wearing tiny sunglasses and doing the macarena.

I screamed. the juice came out my nose.….hory shet…