Good Day, Heyurizens.

I am here to announce the opening of the Heyuri Scientific Society.'

As the chairman of such a prestigious organization I believe it is the duty of Heyurizens across our humble imageboard to discover new scientific achievements.

Great minds truly understand that Insanity and Genius are two sides of the same coin and thus anyone calling us stupid is automatically wrong.

Now gentlemen does anyone have any interest scientific contributions that Heyuri can make. Here's mine

There's a condition called spontaneous human combustion. Now it's exactly how it's described. Some poor individual just bursts into flames. I think I've got a solution to this undeciphered issue.

We know that Constipation can get pretty severe correct! So my theory for why SHC happens is that someone get's so constipated that they can't even fart properly. eventually the gas begins to build up on the inside and then that gas could be set a flame due to a multitude of outside factors like getting insulted by a 12 year kid making you go into such a frenzy that you heat up and set yourself on flames.

Now then let's hear your Scientific theories Heyurizens